You don\’t need ab workouts! Instead of doing real exercises to try and strengthen yourself the old-fashioned way, check out these 5, totally-viable, completely-not-ridiculous ways to replace them for good.
#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.
What, you didn\’t hear about it? Yeah, no one is really doing those ab workouts anymore, because no one really gives a crap about lean, nice abs. It\’s all about belly flab nowadays — rockin\’ that beer belly is the surest way to self-confidence and romantic success. Maybe we\’ll bring back the lean, toned look one day, but for now, eat on!
#4 Most Extra Fat Finds its Way to Easily Concealable Areas.
Sure we were just chatting about beer bellies before, but really, they aren\’t a big deal, because your body has this amazing system in place — when you eat too much and develop some fat, your body just shuffles that extra flab over to some hidden little area that no one can see, like on your back somewhere. You\’ll never look big to anyone!
#3 No One Goes to the Beach Anymore.
I know people talk about \’beach bodies\’ and getting in shape for the summer and all that, but really, come on. Who even bothers with the beach tomorrow. I think that if you take my word and just drive by any random beach this summer, you\’ll find that it is very much empty, not full of anyone with a toned body or a sculpted physique.
#2 Those \’Pulsing\’ Exercise Machines Do The Work For You.
Wondering why you see all those ads for those weird, pulsating ab workout machines that attach to your stomach? It\’s easy! They just really, really work! Seriously, there\’s no issue at all with them being inconvenient, fake, or prone to breaking down. Nope, you just attach a bunch of awkward electrodes to your flab and blast it away, we swear!
#1 What Could Ever Be Wrong With Diet Pills?
If using a pulsing robo-machine doesn\’t fill you with excitement, why not fill yourself with those amazing diet pills instead? According to the people advertising them (who, of course, have no interest in anything but your health), they really work well, and are totally awesome! Sure, they might be placebos that do nothing at best and kill you at worst, but hey, someone\’s got to try \’em, right? Goodbye crunches!
If you still want a well toned body, you better start doing a good body workout on a daily basis. Zuzana\’s workout videos at Bodyrock.TV will guide you through the process of obtaining the results you desire.
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